Worldwide, Random Chimp Event has been regarded as a “meme”. Open your eyes. The monke hide among us. I believe it is imperative that the world unite to form the RCED Taskforce, Random Chimp Event Defense Taskforce.

As you can clearly see in the above diagram, Random Chimp Event is a threat to the entire world security and requires immediate action.

In addition to forming the RCED Taskforce, we must update the construction of our homes to defend ourselves as shown below.

Stay vigilant. 
The chimps are coming.