Petition to The Audiences
Don't listen to film criticism
There's A Disconnect Between Critics And Audiences You may enjoy a movie regardless what the critics say about it we must get the people to know that the criticism not the measure of the quality of movies, it's just the opinions of the critics sign the petition
Petition to Change.org
Shut Down Change.org
Change is bad. We all know this. Remember when you were a kid and everyone was awesome? Cartoons, toys, comic books, it was all great. But now? Now everything sucks. And it's all because of change. But what do we do? How to stop change? The petition to shut down Rotten Tomatoes has the right idea: clearly by getting rid of Rotten Tomatoes, those bad reviews will no longer exist. If we can't see or hear bad things, they go away! Therefore, we must stop seeing or hearing change! This means shutting down Change.org, which is clearly in charge of all changes. I mean, c'mon, it's in the NAME, people. No more change! No more Change.org!