When you buy a steam deck, you're already as happy as one can be. When you turn it on and you can just play you favorite games straight out of the library, you feel like God. Being able to emulate everything you ever thought about makes you feel like you're bending the rules of time and space.

But that smell, that damned smell. I cannot describe it else than arousing. Losing this smell feels like losing sight of your best friend because he moved away and you started losing touch. 

This feeling could be saved, by the steam deck's cologne