Lightning McQueen is very fast. In fact, he is speed which is why you should sign this petition. Our soldiers are dying at an alarming rate and I genuinely care about our soldiers and they deserve the best. I believe our soldiers are dying because there is a lack of speed and since lightning McQueen is real and has proven himself very fast. All of our soldiers, if given these lightning McQueen heelys, have almost a 100% chance of success whether it be flying planes or fighting terrorists, the heelys will give them the speed and strength they need. The Heelys aren't just speed, but they are KACHOW- which means whenever a soldier yells "Kachow" a beam of lightning will flash from the lightning sticker on the heely and smite the enemy. When they may be in a time of peril they will just look down to their feet and be filed with determination and just such an ethereal presence which is that of Lightning McQueen. So please for the sake of our country and our soldiers, please take time out of your day to first off, thank Lightning McQueen for giving us this opportunity and than sign this petition. Thank you.