THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY


THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY
The Issue
Washington DC it's just 1/3 SWAMP, 1/3 CESSPOOL, & 1/3 bad community THEATER ! The political BOZOS play act for cameras, & WE THE PEOPLE pay for their vacations / health care / pensions & insider trading. The United States Congress NEEDS a reckoning ! You don't have to agree with every idea, but if you LIKE even just 1, SIGN & SHARE this petition🙏
These protocols & this framework, are designed to address / to correct / to restrain the systemic pervasive issues & problems & flaws, both ripe & rampant in The United States Congress & Washington DC at large.
JACQ's
@ jacqofalltradsz
THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY
THE DEMANDS:
I. INTEGRITY : Financial & institutional corruption barriers.
01 _ no insider trading
02 _ no speech giving gigs
03 _ no lobbying pre or post
04 _ no consulting pre or post
05 _ no televised grandstanding
06 _ no donations to campaigns
07 _ no advertising in campaigns
II. VITALITY : Physical & temporal health of the institution.
08 _ age limit 72
09 _ age minimum 42
10 _ term limits 11 years
11 _ physical fitness test
12 _ psychiatric evaluation
13 _ mental fitness evaluation
III. ACCOUNTABILITY : Legal & ethical standards.
14 _ no use of filibuster
15 _ single subject legislation
16 _ no abstaining from any vote
17 _ no lobbyist written legislation
18 _ no consultant written legislation
19 _ legislation completely self authored
20 _ legislation authoring publicly audited
21 _ an annual constituent review process
22 _ constituent recall vote removal switch
23 _ constitutional literacy test requirement
24 _ no non payment of federal employees
25 _ no government shutdowns are allowed
IV. SERVICE : Temporary civic duty vs the career politician.
26 _ 50 week schedule
27 _ 50 hour work weeks
28 _ 50% residency in home district
29 _ salary is median income of district
THE PHILOSOPHY:
We all have our CAMPS the Donkeys & the Elephants. We stand by our "parties" our "leaders" & their "ideas”.
But the REALITY is far more cold. You have been tricked, lied to, & divided using standard "Art of War" tactics. There is only ONE true party in Washington DC the "Politico Party".
THEY the 1% & career politicians, want US the 99% fighting each other so we don't notice what THEY are doing.
THEY the 1% & career politicians in every country, state, city, & ESPECIALLY Washington DC think average people, are just loyal subjects & IDIOTS.
They flood the media with words of divisive politics & on brand messaging as LEFT & RIGHT & Democrat vs Republican.
But let's call a spade a spade. Most EVERYONE in Washington DC is totally DISHONEST & just there for their own self enrichment.
The TRUTH is, in front of cameras they all PRETEND to be a different party & have different POLITICS & play act like bad local community THEATER as if they hate one another.
But REALITY is they all go to the same restaurants the same parties the same golf courses. They are ALL the same, CAREER politicians that do nothing other than serve their own interests.
Something MUST be done. These problems exist in every branch of government but let's START with our Senators & Representatives.
They make 174k - 223k & largely do nothing.
Well that's not true, they ACTUALLY spend lots of time traveling the globe & taking vacations & posting on social media.
And WE pay their salaries. WE THE PEOPLE, pay for the BOZOS to post on social media all day & travel the world & spend all their time outside of DC on vacation.
And THEN of course they're busy loading up on their STOCK portfolios & insider trading.
These CAREER do nothing Washington DC politicians, need a RECKONING; they need to learn they work for US we don't work for THEM. These PROTOCOLS & this FRAMEWORK should be implemented; as an effort to curb & control the poor behavior & ill intentions of every Senator & Representative in DC.
SIGN IT - SUPPORT IT - SHARE IT 🙏
You'll find JACQ mainly on X @jacqofalltradsz & on most of the social media platforms .

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The Issue
Washington DC it's just 1/3 SWAMP, 1/3 CESSPOOL, & 1/3 bad community THEATER ! The political BOZOS play act for cameras, & WE THE PEOPLE pay for their vacations / health care / pensions & insider trading. The United States Congress NEEDS a reckoning ! You don't have to agree with every idea, but if you LIKE even just 1, SIGN & SHARE this petition🙏
These protocols & this framework, are designed to address / to correct / to restrain the systemic pervasive issues & problems & flaws, both ripe & rampant in The United States Congress & Washington DC at large.
JACQ's
@ jacqofalltradsz
THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY
THE DEMANDS:
I. INTEGRITY : Financial & institutional corruption barriers.
01 _ no insider trading
02 _ no speech giving gigs
03 _ no lobbying pre or post
04 _ no consulting pre or post
05 _ no televised grandstanding
06 _ no donations to campaigns
07 _ no advertising in campaigns
II. VITALITY : Physical & temporal health of the institution.
08 _ age limit 72
09 _ age minimum 42
10 _ term limits 11 years
11 _ physical fitness test
12 _ psychiatric evaluation
13 _ mental fitness evaluation
III. ACCOUNTABILITY : Legal & ethical standards.
14 _ no use of filibuster
15 _ single subject legislation
16 _ no abstaining from any vote
17 _ no lobbyist written legislation
18 _ no consultant written legislation
19 _ legislation completely self authored
20 _ legislation authoring publicly audited
21 _ an annual constituent review process
22 _ constituent recall vote removal switch
23 _ constitutional literacy test requirement
24 _ no non payment of federal employees
25 _ no government shutdowns are allowed
IV. SERVICE : Temporary civic duty vs the career politician.
26 _ 50 week schedule
27 _ 50 hour work weeks
28 _ 50% residency in home district
29 _ salary is median income of district
THE PHILOSOPHY:
We all have our CAMPS the Donkeys & the Elephants. We stand by our "parties" our "leaders" & their "ideas”.
But the REALITY is far more cold. You have been tricked, lied to, & divided using standard "Art of War" tactics. There is only ONE true party in Washington DC the "Politico Party".
THEY the 1% & career politicians, want US the 99% fighting each other so we don't notice what THEY are doing.
THEY the 1% & career politicians in every country, state, city, & ESPECIALLY Washington DC think average people, are just loyal subjects & IDIOTS.
They flood the media with words of divisive politics & on brand messaging as LEFT & RIGHT & Democrat vs Republican.
But let's call a spade a spade. Most EVERYONE in Washington DC is totally DISHONEST & just there for their own self enrichment.
The TRUTH is, in front of cameras they all PRETEND to be a different party & have different POLITICS & play act like bad local community THEATER as if they hate one another.
But REALITY is they all go to the same restaurants the same parties the same golf courses. They are ALL the same, CAREER politicians that do nothing other than serve their own interests.
Something MUST be done. These problems exist in every branch of government but let's START with our Senators & Representatives.
They make 174k - 223k & largely do nothing.
Well that's not true, they ACTUALLY spend lots of time traveling the globe & taking vacations & posting on social media.
And WE pay their salaries. WE THE PEOPLE, pay for the BOZOS to post on social media all day & travel the world & spend all their time outside of DC on vacation.
And THEN of course they're busy loading up on their STOCK portfolios & insider trading.
These CAREER do nothing Washington DC politicians, need a RECKONING; they need to learn they work for US we don't work for THEM. These PROTOCOLS & this FRAMEWORK should be implemented; as an effort to curb & control the poor behavior & ill intentions of every Senator & Representative in DC.
SIGN IT - SUPPORT IT - SHARE IT 🙏
You'll find JACQ mainly on X @jacqofalltradsz & on most of the social media platforms .

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