THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY

Recent signers:
Barbara Martin and 10 others have signed recently.

The Issue

Washington DC it's just 1/3  SWAMP, 1/3 CESSPOOL, & 1/3 bad community THEATER ! The political BOZOS play act for cameras, & WE THE PEOPLE pay for their vacations / health care / pensions & insider trading. The United States Congress NEEDS a reckoning ! You don't have to agree with every idea, but if you LIKE even just 1, SIGNSHARE this petition🙏

These protocols & this framework, are designed to address / to correct / to restrain the systemic pervasive issues & problems & flaws, both ripe & rampant in The United States Congress & Washington DC at large.

JACQ's

@ jacqofalltradsz

THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY

THE DEMANDS:

I. INTEGRITY : Financial & institutional corruption barriers.

01 _ no insider trading

02 _ no speech giving gigs

03 _ no lobbying pre or post

04 _ no consulting pre or post

05 _ no televised grandstanding

06 _ no donations to campaigns

07 _ no advertising in campaigns

II. VITALITY : Physical & temporal health of the institution.

08 _ age limit 72

09 _ age minimum 42

10 _ term limits 11 years

11 _ physical fitness test

12 _ psychiatric evaluation

13 _ mental fitness evaluation

III. ACCOUNTABILITY : Legal & ethical standards.

14 _ no use of filibuster

15 _ single subject legislation

16 _ no abstaining from any vote

17 _ no lobbyist written legislation

18 _ no consultant written legislation

19 _ legislation completely self authored

20 _ legislation authoring publicly audited

21 _ an annual constituent review process

22 _ constituent recall vote removal switch

23 _ constitutional literacy test requirement 

24 _ no non payment of federal employees

25 _ no government shutdowns are allowed

IV. SERVICE : Temporary civic duty vs the career politician.

26 _ 50 week schedule

27 _ 50 hour work weeks

28 _ 50% residency in home district

29 _ salary is median income of district

THE PHILOSOPHY: 

We all have our CAMPS the Donkeys & the Elephants. We stand by our "parties" our "leaders" & their "ideas”.

But the REALITY is far more cold. You have been tricked, lied to, & divided using standard "Art of War" tactics. There is only ONE true party in Washington DC the "Politico Party".

THEY the 1% & career politicians, want US the 99% fighting each other so we don't notice what THEY are doing. 

THEY the 1% & career politicians in every country, state, city, & ESPECIALLY Washington DC think average people, are just loyal subjects & IDIOTS.

They flood the media with words of divisive politics & on brand messaging as LEFT & RIGHT & Democrat vs Republican. 

But let's call a spade a spade. Most EVERYONE in Washington DC is totally DISHONEST & just there for their own self enrichment. 

The TRUTH is, in front of cameras they all PRETEND to be a different party & have different POLITICS & play act like bad local community THEATER as if they hate one another. 

But REALITY is they all go to the same restaurants the same parties the same golf courses. They are ALL the same, CAREER politicians that do nothing other than serve their own interests.

Something MUST be done. These problems exist in every branch of government but let's START with our Senators & Representatives. 

They make 174k - 223k & largely do nothing. 

Well that's not true, they ACTUALLY spend lots of time traveling the globe & taking vacations & posting on social media.

And WE pay their salaries. WE THE PEOPLE, pay for the BOZOS to post on social media all day & travel the world & spend all their time outside of DC on vacation.

And THEN of course they're busy loading up on their STOCK portfolios & insider trading. 

These CAREER do nothing Washington DC politicians, need a RECKONING; they need to learn they work for US we don't work for THEM. These PROTOCOLS & this FRAMEWORK should be implemented; as an effort to curb & control the poor behavior & ill intentions of every Senator & Representative in DC.

SIGN IT - SUPPORT IT - SHARE IT 🙏

You'll find JACQ mainly on X @jacqofalltradsz & on most of the social media platforms . 

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Recent signers:
Barbara Martin and 10 others have signed recently.

The Issue

Washington DC it's just 1/3  SWAMP, 1/3 CESSPOOL, & 1/3 bad community THEATER ! The political BOZOS play act for cameras, & WE THE PEOPLE pay for their vacations / health care / pensions & insider trading. The United States Congress NEEDS a reckoning ! You don't have to agree with every idea, but if you LIKE even just 1, SIGNSHARE this petition🙏

These protocols & this framework, are designed to address / to correct / to restrain the systemic pervasive issues & problems & flaws, both ripe & rampant in The United States Congress & Washington DC at large.

JACQ's

@ jacqofalltradsz

THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO A CONGRESS GALAXY

THE DEMANDS:

I. INTEGRITY : Financial & institutional corruption barriers.

01 _ no insider trading

02 _ no speech giving gigs

03 _ no lobbying pre or post

04 _ no consulting pre or post

05 _ no televised grandstanding

06 _ no donations to campaigns

07 _ no advertising in campaigns

II. VITALITY : Physical & temporal health of the institution.

08 _ age limit 72

09 _ age minimum 42

10 _ term limits 11 years

11 _ physical fitness test

12 _ psychiatric evaluation

13 _ mental fitness evaluation

III. ACCOUNTABILITY : Legal & ethical standards.

14 _ no use of filibuster

15 _ single subject legislation

16 _ no abstaining from any vote

17 _ no lobbyist written legislation

18 _ no consultant written legislation

19 _ legislation completely self authored

20 _ legislation authoring publicly audited

21 _ an annual constituent review process

22 _ constituent recall vote removal switch

23 _ constitutional literacy test requirement 

24 _ no non payment of federal employees

25 _ no government shutdowns are allowed

IV. SERVICE : Temporary civic duty vs the career politician.

26 _ 50 week schedule

27 _ 50 hour work weeks

28 _ 50% residency in home district

29 _ salary is median income of district

THE PHILOSOPHY: 

We all have our CAMPS the Donkeys & the Elephants. We stand by our "parties" our "leaders" & their "ideas”.

But the REALITY is far more cold. You have been tricked, lied to, & divided using standard "Art of War" tactics. There is only ONE true party in Washington DC the "Politico Party".

THEY the 1% & career politicians, want US the 99% fighting each other so we don't notice what THEY are doing. 

THEY the 1% & career politicians in every country, state, city, & ESPECIALLY Washington DC think average people, are just loyal subjects & IDIOTS.

They flood the media with words of divisive politics & on brand messaging as LEFT & RIGHT & Democrat vs Republican. 

But let's call a spade a spade. Most EVERYONE in Washington DC is totally DISHONEST & just there for their own self enrichment. 

The TRUTH is, in front of cameras they all PRETEND to be a different party & have different POLITICS & play act like bad local community THEATER as if they hate one another. 

But REALITY is they all go to the same restaurants the same parties the same golf courses. They are ALL the same, CAREER politicians that do nothing other than serve their own interests.

Something MUST be done. These problems exist in every branch of government but let's START with our Senators & Representatives. 

They make 174k - 223k & largely do nothing. 

Well that's not true, they ACTUALLY spend lots of time traveling the globe & taking vacations & posting on social media.

And WE pay their salaries. WE THE PEOPLE, pay for the BOZOS to post on social media all day & travel the world & spend all their time outside of DC on vacation.

And THEN of course they're busy loading up on their STOCK portfolios & insider trading. 

These CAREER do nothing Washington DC politicians, need a RECKONING; they need to learn they work for US we don't work for THEM. These PROTOCOLS & this FRAMEWORK should be implemented; as an effort to curb & control the poor behavior & ill intentions of every Senator & Representative in DC.

SIGN IT - SUPPORT IT - SHARE IT 🙏

You'll find JACQ mainly on X @jacqofalltradsz & on most of the social media platforms . 

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U.S. House of Representatives - Mississippi 3rd Congressional District
Jim Jordan
U.S. House of Representatives - Ohio 4th Congressional District
U.S. Senate
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John Thune
U.S. Senate - South Dakota
Charles Schumer
U.S. Senate - New York
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U.S. Senate - Kentucky

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Petition created on May 1, 2026