Replace the revolving restaurant in Vancouver with a statue of Seth Rogen dabbing

The Issue

The skyline of one of Canada's most famous cities should reflect great Canadian talent. Rather, today, the Vancouver skyline is disgraced by a poor man's space needle. With a less than exceptional dining experience, a mediocre view, and an eyesore inspired aesthetic, it's time we replaced the Revolving Restaurant in Vancouver with something better. 

 

Vancouver is known for its many amazing qualities. Beautiful beaches, gorgeous mountains, and Ryan Reynolds. But it's also known for the talent that comes out of it. One of Canada's gems, Seth Rogen, is Vancouver's pride and joy. An accomplished actor, a prudent business mogul, and a fine connoisseur of marijuana. It is clearly evident then that in considering a replacement for Vancouver's skyline would be a statue of Seth Rogen dabbing. 

 

The pros:

- Not only would we be the best city in Canada, we would be the best city in Canada with a statue of Seth Rogen

- Seth Rogan was in Pineapple Express and Knocked Up

- He was rudely removed from our SkyTrain announcements. It's only fair that we give him this. 

 

The cons:

- Someone will have to trim the statue's beard regularly

- People who love spinning while eating dinner will have to find a new hobby

- Ryan Reynolds may want his own statue eventually. But we can cross that bridge later.

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The Issue

The skyline of one of Canada's most famous cities should reflect great Canadian talent. Rather, today, the Vancouver skyline is disgraced by a poor man's space needle. With a less than exceptional dining experience, a mediocre view, and an eyesore inspired aesthetic, it's time we replaced the Revolving Restaurant in Vancouver with something better. 

 

Vancouver is known for its many amazing qualities. Beautiful beaches, gorgeous mountains, and Ryan Reynolds. But it's also known for the talent that comes out of it. One of Canada's gems, Seth Rogen, is Vancouver's pride and joy. An accomplished actor, a prudent business mogul, and a fine connoisseur of marijuana. It is clearly evident then that in considering a replacement for Vancouver's skyline would be a statue of Seth Rogen dabbing. 

 

The pros:

- Not only would we be the best city in Canada, we would be the best city in Canada with a statue of Seth Rogen

- Seth Rogan was in Pineapple Express and Knocked Up

- He was rudely removed from our SkyTrain announcements. It's only fair that we give him this. 

 

The cons:

- Someone will have to trim the statue's beard regularly

- People who love spinning while eating dinner will have to find a new hobby

- Ryan Reynolds may want his own statue eventually. But we can cross that bridge later.

The Decision Makers

Justin Trudeau
Prime Minister of Canada/Premier ministre du Canada
Michelle Obama
First Lady of the United States

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