It’s August and Bad Magic is still trapped in the Gubler Vault™ — gathering dust, growing stronger, possibly sentient. Meanwhile, Gublerween is CANCELLED this year (allegedly??), and the people are suffering.

We, the loyal citizens of Gubler Nation, simply ask — no, demand — that Matthew Gray Gubler release Bad Magic before Halloween or else we will… probably still love him, but be very deeply, viscerally disappointed. We're "put on our wizard robes, made snacks, invited friends over for a Bad Magic watch party that doesn’t exist" disappointed. We made themed cocktails, Matthew. We hand-piped ghost faces onto cookies. You made us look like FOOLS. Whimsical, glitter-covered fools.

And let’s talk about Trent Haaga. Alleged screenwriter. Alleged adult. Alleged friend. Instead of holding Matthew accountable, he’s out here enabling the procrastination — probably whispering things like “art takes time” and “release it when you’re ready” while the rest of us sit here gnawing on decorative gourds and unraveling emotionally. TRENT. BE SERIOUS.

This isn’t just a plea. It’s a reckoning.

Matthew, release the film.

Or we will create our own version entirely out of sock puppets and spite.

Sign now and help us free this long-lost masterpiece from its glittery, chaotic prison. Matthew, if you’re reading this: stop sipping green smoothies and give the people what they want. Or at least a teaser trailer. Or a cursed pumpkin. Or a mildly haunted stuffed ghost. Honestly, we’re flexible.

And if that doesn’t work… we will summon a Victorian child ghost with abandonment issues to possess the Rumple in your room until you comply.

#FreeBadMagic

#NoGublerweenNoPeace

#HauntUsCoward

#TrentDoYourJob

#PleaseDon'tMakeUsDoThisToRumple

#OurSnacksAreGettingStale