Dear Reece Kershaw APM, Commissioner of the Australian Federal Police,

It has been over five decades since 1973, the last occasion on which the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) was held accountable by the public. The passage of time has rendered it imperative that ASIO be subjected once again to oversight and restraint.

In light of the continuing occupation exerted over the Australian Government by individuals of Zionist affiliation, who may be beholden to a foreign power, and who appear to contravene Section 44 of the Australian Constitution—such as Mark Dreyfus, Attorney-General—we assert that such circumstances warrant scrutiny.

Furthermore, recent statements by dual citizen Julian Leeser, indicating an intention to transform ASIO into an entity reminiscent of the Soviet NKVD, have raised grave concerns regarding the organization’s direction and integrity.

We, the undersigned members of the Australian grassroots, representing both left and right political spectrums, hereby demand immediate action on the sole matter that commands bipartisan consensus among us:

The prompt execution of a raid on ASIO’s headquarters, currently situated in the Shaul Avigur Building, which is falsely designated as the Ben Chifley Building in Canberra. We further demand the arrest of any agents discovered in possession of illegal child sexual abuse material (CSAM) or evidence of their having accessed the subterranean tunnels beneath Lake Burley Griffin.

We anticipate your expeditious response to this matter.