SHREK SHOULD BE ON THE NATIONAL FLAG

SHREK SHOULD BE ON THE NATIONAL FLAG
Why this petition matters
Shrek is a great ogre and a very respected citizen, but people refuse to represent him. He is not even allowed to vote! Shrek deserves some rights, along with a place on the American flag. Shrek has deserved this ever since he came into existence, but he still has not received it. We need justice for Shrek! There is not a single normal person on this Earth who does not like him. Shrek will replace the stars on the flag, so it would look like be a picture of Shrek in the top right corner, and then the classic red and white stripes, except the red would be green and the white would be dark green. Our current flag is so boring with regular stars and stripes when it could be Shreks and green stripes. Also, we should make the picture of Shrek a GIF, possibly of when he says the famous line, "Oh hello there!" I genuinely believe that other countries would fear us simply because of that magnificent ogre on our flag. If Shrek were to be put on the flag, this country would be a better place. A place of freedom and justice. Someday my child will get to grow up in a place that is smart enough to have an imaginative ogre on their flag. Should a change this large actually happen, this website would gain tons of support and glory, making it easier for others to create succeeding petitions. Shrek is like an onion, people cry when they see him. This is actually a good thing though because every lost tear is a tiny fraction of weight loss. If you don't want Shrek on your flag, you are not a true American. If anyone can make this country great again, it's Shrek. That is why he should be on the national flag.