Make the Clown Major a real major at UW-Stout

The Issue

It's 3 AM, I am currently laying on the floor and sobbing because I just found out that I cannot double major with entertainment design and with being a clown. You might ask, isn't entertainment design and being a clown similar enough? NO AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE CLOSE ENOUGH YOU ARE A CLOWN(derogatory)!!!11!1!!!!!!!!1111! After talking to the homies(i have like 4 friends), I have enough data to confirm that everyone wants to do the clown major(if it was a real thing).  This is an important issue because sometimes ya just wanna clown around you know? #ClownLivesMatter #CLM 

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The Issue

It's 3 AM, I am currently laying on the floor and sobbing because I just found out that I cannot double major with entertainment design and with being a clown. You might ask, isn't entertainment design and being a clown similar enough? NO AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE CLOSE ENOUGH YOU ARE A CLOWN(derogatory)!!!11!1!!!!!!!!1111! After talking to the homies(i have like 4 friends), I have enough data to confirm that everyone wants to do the clown major(if it was a real thing).  This is an important issue because sometimes ya just wanna clown around you know? #ClownLivesMatter #CLM 

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Crusty clown clubPetition Starter

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Tony Evers
Wisconsin Governor
The school Chancellor
The school Chancellor

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Petition created on September 22, 2021