For too long Radroaches have been oppressed, and now it is time for us to get the representation we deserve. That is why I have started this Petition to have me, Carl The Glowing Radroach Chef added as a companion And Or Main Character in a Fallout game. We Radroaches can provide many useful things such as radiation! We can chomp on people's ankles, we can also Take the souls of those we kill and become stronger with each kill. You know, this reminds me of a conversation I was having with my good friend Orville. 

 It was a cold winter night when Orville and I were drinking some not chocolate, I told Orville "say friend did you know that I've been learning how to draw for the last few months?" He turned to me and said "wow, I didn't know that. Could you draw me?" I said sure and put my hot chocolate down then grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. 

A few hours passed and then I finished drawing the portrait of Orville. He looked at it and said "good god that is a horrible drawing." I got a bit upset and then I took a sip of my hot chocolate then splashed it in his face then stabbed him 28 times with the pen. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be mean to the person with a pen. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, add Carl to Fallout.