To the Members of The Amity Affliction and the Worldwide Amity Family,

We, the undersigned, respectfully submit this entirely serious and definitely-not-a-joke petition to replace Joel Birch as frontman of The Amity Affliction with the legendary parrot belonging to streamer Reebz_UK.

Reasons for This Proposal:

• The parrot has an undeniable stage presence.
• It can scream, which makes it perfectly suited for metalcore vocals.
• Birds already have built-in feathers, making for excellent rockstar aesthetics.
• We believe the parrot would bring a fresh, chaotic energy to future albums and live performances.
• Most importantly, it would create one of the funniest moments in Australian music history.

Our Demands:

• The parrot receives an official announcement as a band member.
• The parrot gets its own microphone and merchandise line.
• Joel Birch must leave the band, and also isn't allowed to say he was a part of Amity

We, the undersigned fans, believe it is time for a new chapter for The Amity Affliction and call for a change in the band's lineup and direction.

We support the idea of bringing in fresh energy and new creative opportunities to the band's future.

This petition is intended to express the opinions of fans who wish to see a different direction for The Amity Affliction.

Sign below if you support a new era for the band.

@backwoodss._.24 // @mrdjsilva