Petition for Literally Anybody Else to become a Presidential Candidate

The issue

Literally Anybody Else has the power to change America for the better. He is the start of good things to come. 

Literally Anybody Else is a potential candidate for the US Presidential Election. He is a young, intelligent and handsome individual who has just achieved the minimum age requirement for being a presidential candidate. Him being this young age allows him to empathize and relate with the young people of America and the challenges they face on a daily basis. At this point, he is either at or approaching his peak physical and mental capabilities, which is essential for a competent president. 

Regardless of age, it is evident that Literally Anyone Else has the future and well-being of America in mind and in his interests and as his number one priority. He is the full embodiment of the American spirit. 

The first step to making this dream come true is that he is required receive over one hundred thousand signatures from those who skipped the primary in the state of Texas. This is so that he can receive a well-deserved spot on the Texas ballot. 

You know what you need to do!

Please sign this petition to garner attention for him and to use this as a first step to getting him as a presidential candidate. 

Please also spread the word about him by sending this petition to as many people as you can, helping rally more individuals! Tell your friend, close associates, colleagues, your cat, your dog, your fish, your worst enemy, your friendly neighborhood gangster, your musical instrument and even your imaginary friend because he is the man we need as president. 

America's fate is in your hands!

Every signature makes a difference! He is the future of America.

Here is the link to his official website:

https://literallyanybodyelse.com

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John WackPetition starterPetitioning to get Literally Anybody Else as a Presidential Candidate.

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The issue

Literally Anybody Else has the power to change America for the better. He is the start of good things to come. 

Literally Anybody Else is a potential candidate for the US Presidential Election. He is a young, intelligent and handsome individual who has just achieved the minimum age requirement for being a presidential candidate. Him being this young age allows him to empathize and relate with the young people of America and the challenges they face on a daily basis. At this point, he is either at or approaching his peak physical and mental capabilities, which is essential for a competent president. 

Regardless of age, it is evident that Literally Anyone Else has the future and well-being of America in mind and in his interests and as his number one priority. He is the full embodiment of the American spirit. 

The first step to making this dream come true is that he is required receive over one hundred thousand signatures from those who skipped the primary in the state of Texas. This is so that he can receive a well-deserved spot on the Texas ballot. 

You know what you need to do!

Please sign this petition to garner attention for him and to use this as a first step to getting him as a presidential candidate. 

Please also spread the word about him by sending this petition to as many people as you can, helping rally more individuals! Tell your friend, close associates, colleagues, your cat, your dog, your fish, your worst enemy, your friendly neighborhood gangster, your musical instrument and even your imaginary friend because he is the man we need as president. 

America's fate is in your hands!

Every signature makes a difference! He is the future of America.

Here is the link to his official website:

https://literallyanybodyelse.com

avatar of the starter
John WackPetition starterPetitioning to get Literally Anybody Else as a Presidential Candidate.
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