Every day, countless lives are lost by misuse of the letter G. Obviously H is better, but some people still neglect to realise this.

One reason for banning the letter G would be because it is absolutely disgusting. Many people gag at its concept, both its appearance and functionality in words.

Another important reason for G's prohibition would be that it is a pretentious piece of shit. 'Oh, I want to be a velar plosive and an alveolar affricate!' CHOOSE ONE, ASSHOLE!

Some may argue that G is too important to lose. The G sound is quite useful; however it can easily be replaced with Ĥ and ĥ, or maybe a different diacritic for a soft G. So really implementing this change to the alphabet would only benefit our language.

So please sign this petition if your want to see this evil, horrible, grotesque letter leave the English language. Thank you,

Joey Hardin