Governor DeWine is taxing people! Taxation is theft, and as your new king, I will end ALL taxation in Ohio, because taxation is theft! As an astute observer of the human race, I understand that taxation is theft and that welfare is something that only humans can give each other through peaceful, voluntary and charitable acts and that all interactions, including the use of Federal Reserve Notes, should be voluntary. Peaceful human interaction is not something government should be involved in, humans can (and SHOULD!) be responsible for themselves, and, as your king, I will ensure that humans will NOT be stopped from helping other humans or voluntarily acting in any way so long as they harm no one else or violate other's property, lives or free will, because I will be king and make everyone king of themselves.

The region known as Ohio is in serious danger when violent people choose violent ways to force each other to do things they don't want to do. I understand, as an astute observer of the human race, that humans shouldn't be forced to do things they don't want to. Things like this are called violence! If violent people are taking over, then they certainly cannot be true leaders! Only peaceful, voluntaryist unicorns should be king, and I am one of those.

Choose me and we can have a peaceful and exciting future for this state, and, hopefully, one day, the WORLD <3 You can believe me, because unlike violent politicians, I am a peaceful unicorn!