Anthony Furey, newspaper ghoul, thinks he should be the City Councillor for Don Valley West for some reason. There's just one problem: he lives nowhere near Don Valley West and knows nothing about it. 

As a solution, We The People propose that the city require Furey to take up residence in the spooky abandoned Science Centre that he and his buddy Doug have closed to the public for no good reason whatsoever. 

The pros are many: 

• Big spooky abandoned building is ready-made for Halloween haunted house—monument to the terror of Conservative dereliction of duty to the public
• He lives far away—would dramatically shorten his commute to Don Valley West
• Would give him another opportunity to impress his boss Doug
• He could look at all the cool science stuff and relish denying it to children
• John Carmichael, chief dismantler of OSC, is his Campaign Chair, so he's for sure on board 
• Building would fit his gargantuan ego 
• Close to Thorncliffe Park—outside chance he begins viewing Muslims as human beings 
• He can use Science Centre Station to commute downtown (will need to be renamed)
• Like Night at the Museum, but less fun 

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The only better option than relocating Anthony Furey to the Science Centre is not relocating the Science Centre at all. Support us at www.evansambasivam.ca/donate, and check out https://www.savesciencecentre.com/ to learn more about what you can do to Save the Ontario Science Centre.