Put "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." in Louisiana Schools


Put "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." in Louisiana Schools
The Issue
Currently, Louisiana's Governor John Bel Edwards passed a new bill which puts "In God We Trust" in every school in the state. Aside from being an incredible slap in the face of separation of church from state it's discriminatory against those that don't worship said god and instead worship entities that have come from the stars. As such I'd like to make sure that if he gets to have "In God We Trust" in schools that students also get to see "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." there too.
Now I know what you're saying, what does that even mean? "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." translated means "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." and is a common chant by those who worship the old god.
Cthulhu and his star spawn did many a great thing that our minds cannot comprehend. It's time our students in school recognized the old ones, since they're being forced to have religion upon them anyways.

The Issue
Currently, Louisiana's Governor John Bel Edwards passed a new bill which puts "In God We Trust" in every school in the state. Aside from being an incredible slap in the face of separation of church from state it's discriminatory against those that don't worship said god and instead worship entities that have come from the stars. As such I'd like to make sure that if he gets to have "In God We Trust" in schools that students also get to see "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." there too.
Now I know what you're saying, what does that even mean? "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." translated means "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." and is a common chant by those who worship the old god.
Cthulhu and his star spawn did many a great thing that our minds cannot comprehend. It's time our students in school recognized the old ones, since they're being forced to have religion upon them anyways.

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Petition created on August 13, 2019

