Sonic the Hedger needs to be given Heelys shoes as soon as possible. His motto is “gotta go fast”, and how do we plan on him reaching maximum speed without the proper equipment?

Shadow the Hodgehog uses rocket shoes so he is already cheating. Sonic needs to step it up and use Heelys to be the ideal fast blue guy.

Once he has them on, we can come out with a Sega Sonic Heelys video game that comes out and is like Tony Hawks Pro Skater but with weird humanoid animals like bats with boobs.

Please sign to get Sega and Heelys to collab Sonick needs these as soon as we can. PS does anyone know his shoe size?