Fordham University is currently ranked #66 in the U.S. News & World Report rankings for National Universities. This is unacceptable. It needs to be 69. We are demanding that Fordham administration do a worse job in order to attain this coveted ranking. We recommend that the university take the following actions to achieve this goal:

- Reduce COVID-19 Transparency: Students are far too aware of how poorly things are going. Delete the dashboard to ensure confusion and invite outside criticism.

- Appoint Incompetent Administration: We've been pleased to see incompetency in departments such as Residential Life and Student Accounts. However, we believe the university can do even less. We ask that Fordham expand this incompetency to Admissions and various academic departments.

- Increase Tuition: Fordham drives an awful bargain but is still considered the #82 school for Best Value. We're hoping to see this become substantially worse in coming years, and a plummet to as low as #420 would be much appreciated. 

Please sign and share this petition in order to show Fordham how much we want them to adopt these changes.

Go Rams! #Tankfor69