Nigel Farage has forced a by-election in Clacton, but with the main political parties refusing to stand, the people's intergalactic champion, Count Binface, is stepping up to the plate.

We are calling on Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to grant a national licensing extension so pubs can remain open until 5:00 AM. The electorate needs a proper lock-in to rejoice in an interstellar victory for the nation's favorite space warrior over Nigel Farage.

Let the nation’s hospitality sector thrive and allow the voters to raise a pint to the ultimate political upset. Because in Binface we trust!