We Humbly Request That The US Government Legalize Marijuana To Help Our Struggling Economy

We Humbly Request That The US Government Legalize Marijuana To Help Our Struggling Economy

The Issue

Covid-19 has left the United States Economy in shambles as of late. We believe it would be in the best interest of our country to legalize marijuana in all 50 states to help stabilize our economy during this difficult time.

Reasons For: 

  • We can all chill out and watch planet earth on Netflix
  • Pot will create an inner connection with self/roommates/family during these trying times.
  • It’ll really give us a chance to change the aura we have goin’ right now, cause it’s a really bad aura. 
  • The junk food industry would explode. Think of all of the people with the muchies who would pay extra to have food delivered by Postmates. Support Local, man!
  • It would stop the shortage of toilet paper, but create a shortage of rolling paper. What a legit alternative shortage to freaking have!
  • Our buddy Skeeter says it’s a good idea.
  • Stoners would find creative ways to wipe their ass without toilet paper. Sustainable alternatives like leaves would be a most stellar option. 
  • It would increase tax revenues, promote job growth (eventually), and create investment opportunities. Maybe. We don’t really know as we aren’t experts, but it certainly couldn’t hurt.
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The Issue

Covid-19 has left the United States Economy in shambles as of late. We believe it would be in the best interest of our country to legalize marijuana in all 50 states to help stabilize our economy during this difficult time.

Reasons For: 

  • We can all chill out and watch planet earth on Netflix
  • Pot will create an inner connection with self/roommates/family during these trying times.
  • It’ll really give us a chance to change the aura we have goin’ right now, cause it’s a really bad aura. 
  • The junk food industry would explode. Think of all of the people with the muchies who would pay extra to have food delivered by Postmates. Support Local, man!
  • It would stop the shortage of toilet paper, but create a shortage of rolling paper. What a legit alternative shortage to freaking have!
  • Our buddy Skeeter says it’s a good idea.
  • Stoners would find creative ways to wipe their ass without toilet paper. Sustainable alternatives like leaves would be a most stellar option. 
  • It would increase tax revenues, promote job growth (eventually), and create investment opportunities. Maybe. We don’t really know as we aren’t experts, but it certainly couldn’t hurt.
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The Decision Makers

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Former President of the United States

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