Congress recently declared pizza a vegetable because it has tomato sauce on it. David Butler ate spaghetti with tomato sauce the other day. Due to congress' new declaration, David realizes that he must face the facts and accept that he must be a vegetable. With your help, we can let congress know that he is a vegetable.

Here is the article about congress' decision to make pizza a vegetable:

http://asweetlife.org/a-sweet-life-staff/featured/pizza-is-not-a-vegetable-congress-defies-logic-betrays-our-children/22369/