My story.. where do I begin..?

I remember once hearing the word "mac". The context being in relation to the lard-laden meal that is "mac and cheese".

My 5 year old mind wasn't prepared for this mental image. The image of grease dripping from a slimey concoction of carbohydrates and yellow slop.

I can't put up with this mental anguish anymore. 

As you can see, the word "mac" has many negative connotations. I believe in a brighter future for us all. A future in which the word "mac", and the associated dish (mac and cheese), is banned, from both the English lexicon, and dinner tables around the globe.

Ban "mac".