I have created this article to inform people of the horrors of bad game adaptations. I have made some partially good memories and had some fun times on what is known as Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Overall Bedrock Minecraft is the worst version I have ever encountered. Even Nintendo 3DS version is better than this absolute amalgam of rotten dog food. Bedrock Minecraft has some of the worst content known to mankind. The textures of the entire game look ugly, disgusting and overall dirty. I don't mean to offend anyone who has participated in the making of the new music, but it does not fit Minecraft at all. The new songs are pretty bad considering that this is Minecraft. The music sounds like something straight out of The Lion King.

     My next complaint is about the glitches. This version has more glitches than you can count. Me and my friends tried to join each other but it said, "connection to server was lost". Another of these terrible glitches is the "pink glitch". This glitch gives whoever encounters it a terrible experience because it makes all the textures in the game just plain pink. Whenever I used to play this game called Treasure Wars on this version, I used to get this glitch that wouldn't let me open chests or my inventory. It's glitches like these that make the game utterly unplayable.

     Minecraft: Bedrock Edition has the worst in game currency and products on this Earth. The so-called "minecoins" are an absurd scamming attempt. From what I have seen 700 minecoins costs a rough $6.99. I'm mostly positive that you can only get 2 texture packs, 2 custom worlds, and 3 skins (All bought separately). That is just absolutely mental. Keep in mind that all the products that were mentioned are sold separately and each individual item is (estimated to be) sold for almost seven dollars which is just pathetically stupid pricing. Also, the worlds and skins aren't even close to good. The skins just look like average 2015 cool kid skins or terribly textured skins that even a 6-year-old could texture better. The worlds just take no effort to build and would get smacked to hell by the builders of the Minecraft: Xbox One Edition worlds and mini game maps. To make a Minecraft: Bedrock Edition custom world you have to be lazy, talentless and build something big but not detailed, because that is what these builders lack: detail and talent, then you want to submit it and sell it for an absurd price.

     Another complaint I have about this horrendous version is the multiplayer servers. Although I have to admit that I used to enjoy playing these servers they have gotten worse and that is why I am going to talk about them in this paragraph. For starters The Hive is the best one but only by probably 15%. The Hive is where most of the glitches I have mentioned earlier mostly happen. This server has a variety of somewhat good games, but they are mostly just knock-off versions of Hypixel games and there are a lot of boring games on this server. For example: Hide and Seek, Survival Games, The Bridge, Capture the Flag, Block Wars, and Murder Mystery. The knock-off games are Treasure Wars, Skywars (literally a copy and paste), Block Drop and Deathrun. The Hive has also suffered from the marketplace curse where now they have more skins than there are stars in the sky. Another terrible server is Cubecraft. Cubecraft has the most generic games on the planet. The only game I would consider fun is Minerware. If Minerware wasn't as laggy as it is in its current state, then I would play it more often, but it is too laggy for an amazing experience and also, I deleted Minecraft Bedrock. Cubecraft is incredibly dull because it has the most average games that you would find on any other server. It has Eggwars, Skywars, Parkour, Bridges, Survival Games, Lucky Blocks and Duels (1v1 or 2v2). Lifeboat is just unplayable because you have to pay for everything. Mineville has crappy coding and terrible glitches, not to mention the horrible games to compliment the bad content. Mineplex is an okay server due to its glitches and lag, but the games are mostly good. Galaxite is one of the worst servers that has ever been released. Galaxite is similar to Hive in which they both have knock-off games, but they only have one knock-off and Galaxite manages to screw it all up. This game is called Core Wars and it is just lazy. First off, the maps are poorly made, and the shop is terrible. The so called "core" you are supposed to defend loses health if you die. This is just idiotic because why would the core have health? Doing this just makes it infinitely harder to destroy and also why would it lose health when you die? 

  The new updates of this game also make it worse. Netherite is an addition to Minecraft that has ruined the combat system. Netherite has made people too overpowered. People are already becoming tryhards and installing hacks to cheat and now they want to add even more overpowered amor and tools? Diamond is certainly enough, not to mention its og but I guess minecraft forgot what enchantments are because instead of leaving Minecraft as it was of course they add netherite. The Mojang employees be like: "Hey, who needs diamond armor when we have netherite which in total is 4 ARMOR BARS MORE THAN DIAMOND". Not to mention with protection enchantments they reduce how much damage you take which I have played with these enchantments, and they are too overpowered. Another addition is shields. Shields have made the combat system infinitely worse because you can now block attacks. In the older versions you could block with your sword and still take a little bit less damage but with the introduction of shields you take no damage when you block and guess what, it knocks the player back a little. This is just a terrible addition to the game and pvp in general. In Java edition if you hit a shield with an axe by charging at it then it temporarily disables the shield but in bedrock edition it can't be disabled. What a stupid decision because now you can just hide in a corner and hold your shield up.

In conclusion, Bedrock Minecraft has disappointed me because there is a greater version called Minecraft Xbox One Edition. Minecraft Xbox One Edition is what Bedrock tries to achieve but fails. The mini games included in Xbox One Edition are far better than any of Minecraft Bedrock's servers which says a lot about bedrock because there are only 3 mini games. Minecraft Xbox One Edition has a lot of custom worlds that are perfectly built down to the last block and also the textures are far more colorful and easier to look at unlike bedrock's textures. Xbox One Edition has better graphics, mini games, music and overall experience, all of which bedrock lacks. I will be making a petition about why Minecraft: Xbox One Edition should be given an award and brought back to stores. Overall, the point is that Minecraft Bedrock is absolute bison poop and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition is the most underappreciated game of all time.

 If Minecraft Bedrock Edition didn't exist and Minecraft Xbox One Edition was the only version of Minecraft, then the world would finally be at peace. - Master Oogway