Hearing about the Russia-Ukraine conflict I started laughing at the possible inappropriate memes I could make about this until I realised I live in Europe. Basically I thought it’s fascinating how thousands of young people have to go to war and then millions in the countries involved have to suffer because some fat oaf in a suit said he doesn’t like his neighbour anymore. Although some of us weren’t planning on living till 2023 anyways, the idea of war is cringe (Eurovision will not fix this btw), so here’s a petition to let the presidents of countries that feel like being a b*tch have a 1v1 to death and the winner gets to keep the other country. A cheaper, shorter, less painful and entertaining solution. This also eliminates the chances of USA joining late asf and then saying they won.

May 1v1’s not be doable in some cases for whatever reason, I suggest a massive battle royale with all presidents involved.