Ever since i was a little child, i have always wanted to play the dark souls series. I remember. The year was 2006, i used to come back from school, excitedly , to play club penguin. But one day in school, one of my classmates asked me "hello dear colleague, have you played any souls games"?. I said "no, i have not, dear classmate" , and asked him to enlighten me on the game. He told me marvels about the souls series, things that my 8 year old brain could not fathom. So i decided to play the game, and realized it is one of the masterpieces of all time. It had heavily impacted (Genshin impact foreshadowing????) my childhood, curing my depression.

Fast forward to 2022 when Fromsoft released their new game, Elden ring. I was ecstatic, elated , euphoric.  I have never played a game this good. Whenever my shift ends, i immediately pull out my laptop to play Elden ring. When i play elden ring, all my problems seem to disappear. I am transported a place of paradise, the symphony of Miyazaki dancing infront of my eyes, in the form of video game characters. So when i heard about the popular streamer , Zyoxxx talk about how he will play Elden ring, i was on cloud nine.

Zyox is the only streamer i watch. He is such a comforting, wholesome, caring  streamer. He thanks every sub, every follow, every bit. He reads every message as well, most big streamers are so self absorbed that they do not even look back at their own community. Not zyonix though, he is always there for you (parasocially , if u sub with twitch prime)  I used to be severely depressed and I used to go to therapy many times but watching his streams cured it and now i am able to go out, make friends, get a job, get a wife, have 2 kids, all because of Mr Socks. So when i heard about him playing Elden ring, my only escape from reality when i was depressed, i was completely dumbfounded with ecstasy.

However, as time passed, i realized that zyocks is not going to uphold his promise. When he promised to play elden ring for the 5666th time , i lost it. The glint of happiness from my eyes dimmed, my legs began to buckle, and i fell down,on the cold, bare floor. My wife, rushed in, asked me "Hello, husband, why are you on the floor, what happened dear?" I had to explain how the streamer i watch , who i TRUSTED, is not upholding his promise of playing elden ring. After hearing this , my wife also broke down, she told me about what a cruel world we live in, about how a steamer cannot even stand by a promise he made, even after that one clipper who made 33333 different videos about the same. We decided that we were not in any position to raise kids, we were too depressed to care for another living being, so we put them up for adoption. My wife left me, as there was no point in staying together because if he is not going to play Elden ring, then what is the point? What is the point in living anymore? What is the point of moving on? These questions always ring in my ear everyday, every hour, every second. 

So Mr zyox, from the community of sockies/cumsocks to his streamer, please  play elden ring , it will mean the world to me, it will bring forth rains in drought stricken areas, bring sun to places where farmers are not able to grow crops, bring happiness in the eyes of many. It will also free "that one clipper"!

So please zyox, play elden ring.