Bring Back Zaxby's Milkshakes!
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Zaxby's has DISCONTINUED their service of the most delicious milkshakes on the planet!
Imagine this: you're craving a Chocolate Cookie milkshake. It's all you can think about. You roll up through the drive-thru of your local Zax...ONLY TO FIND THEY'RE OUT OF MILKSHAKES. FOREVER.
That legendary Birthday Cake milkshake? Sorry little Timmy in the backseat, keep on crying...IT'S NO LONGER AVAILABLE ON PLANET EARTH.
Banana Pudding? MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NEVER EXISTED.
Zaxby's...no one wants oatmeal raisin cookies. Those are the atrocities of the cookie world. EVERYONE knows this. You know what cookie we want? The cookie in the Chocolate Cookie milkshake.
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. YOU STOLE FROM AMERICA. YOU TOOK HAPPINESS RIGHT OUT OF OUR RED, WHITE AND BLUE HANDS AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
While we mourn the milkshakes (a little heads up would have been nice), we can take ACTION: let's bring back the milkshake!
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