Geese are pretty badass creatures if you think about it, like they hiss at dogs that were trained to hunt their asses, they fly together and one bit me when I was seven years old, I don't know what other bird would do that because that's pretty ballsy. However, they have been CURSED with an awful plural name of 'Geese.' It's disgusting and untasteful, and I think it should be changed to something a lot cooler like 'Goosi.' Geese deserve to be on the same level as a cactus (where the plural is cacti omg) and an octopus (where the plural is octopi!! Wow!!)

People in the past have said suck awful things to me like "Myles no one cares about your Latin plurals" but I know those people are wrong, so let's prove them wrong!! Please sign this petition, for Goose rights and to prove me right!!