From 2004 to 2010, Altoids had a candy that was like no other. As stated on the tin, “curiously sour” is the best way to describe them. They were a sour hard candy that was sour enough to make you pucker up with each one, but not so sour that you couldn’t taste their delicious flavors: Tangerine, Apple, Lemon, Raspberry, and arguably the best of all, Mango. But I’m 2010, they were taken off the shelves due to low sales. I’m sure I can speak for millions of 80s and 90s kids when I say this is one of the greatest losses in the candy industry, so help Wrigley and Altoids hear our cries when we yell WE WANT ALTOIDS SOURS BACK!

Altoids, if you read this, this is a good financial move. The world may not have been ready before, we were too young to buy them ourselves, but we tasted them. We love them. And we miss them greatly. Our wallets are ready. The world is a scary place right now, let’s give people something to smile about.