Dear Rap God,

This looks like a job for you

So we are asking that you please follow through

See, Ben and Tom like to try and stir up controversy 

But it would be so empty without a response from Shady 

So will the real Slim Shady please stand up

And show these wannabes how to really bust 

Cuz they’re over here thinking that they really just erupt 

When in reality their biggest hit is really just spitting dust

Two crusty privileged yt men made a song complaining about people being offended 

Comically, they don’t seem to see the layers of irony wrapped up within it 

So we need the GOAT to bring the fire and the flames and give them a lil roast 

Those who speak ill of the craft and don’t appreciate the art don’t deserve to hold #1 spots on the top of the charts

So if you could please send these fools back to meet the maker 

We could actually say that we’ve made America greater …

 

…Seriously though, please verbally dismantle Ben Shapiro and Tom MacDonald. 

Sincerely, 

America