Dear fans of the dsmp and fans of Wilbur,

Today I am writing this change.org petition to inform everyone in the community that I should be receiving the 'Vintage Fleece Half-Zip' from Wilburs recently released season 1 load of merch for free  (I know I sound like a Karen but hear me out). You see, I WAS GOING TO BUY THE MERCH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON but it sold out quicker than I could have ever imagined. I thought most of the merch would be out for at least a day maybe two days even, BUT NO THE TWO PIECES OF MERCH I WANT TO BUY SELL OUT IN JUST A FEW HOURS!?!? 

Reasons I should get the merch for free or at least have the chance to buy it:

1. https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg (This ones pretty self explanatory)

2. I can play the guitar (I actually invented 4 out of the 6 strings on the guitar meaning lovejoy owes me a lot of money)

3. I am the best Minecraft player in the world.

4. I also eat sand just like Wilbur soot and hate anteaters just like Wilbur

The only reason I shouldn't be getting Wiblur Soot's merch for free is that I accidentally killed my fish Milo that was named Milo after watching Wilburs skyblock randomiser video. I am sincerely sorry to Wilbur Soot and Milo fans because of this.

Thank you for reading this petition and I hope somehow this reaches the eyes and ears of Wilbur Soot.

Once again,

Thank you and Goodbye

Sincerely, Wilburs second biggest fan