Due to the terrible state of the world, me and some old college friends have decided to spice up 2026 a bit by creating a list of 10 unique challenges to be completed across the year to prove once and for all who is the superior human. This is but one of these challenges, to see who can get the most legitimate signatures on a petition of our own choosing. I felt that the best way of doing this was just to be honest about what the petition is really for, and hope that people see the comedy in what I am attempting to do rather than cheat people into signing a fake petition about something unrelated and using that to win the competition.

All 10 challenges were created in January of 2026, and this petition will remain open until the final moments of December 31st 2026 followed by a final unveiling to see who out of the four competitors managed to receive the most signatures. I would greatly appreciate it if everyone could sign this petition, and of course there is no nefarious plan in mind after I receive your signature, this is purely to win a bet.