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Make Dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito leader of the world

If it doesn't happen, the world will end as we know it. Only the dashing black man and his trusty large dorito can save it.

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    Evan Dingleburg started this petition with a single signature, and now has 1,913 supporters. Start a petition today to change something you care about.