petition to euthanise all boomers

The Issue

Boomers have plagued our society for far too long, they leave all other generations in turmoil of financial stress and global warming, despite causing these issues they have not taken responsibility for being the reason we will all die.

Not to mention boomer memes, being horrible to their wives and dogging on the young peoples technology, have you seen boomer memes? they're very very distinct and cringe inducing, this content can be found funny to boomer, thus furthering the reason they should all die. examples of this disturbing content can be found on r/boomershumour . 

What is a boomer? at this point, boomer is a personality type, disgusting old men that are selfish and hate their wives and new music and enjoy being an pathetic prick. But in technicality a boomer is a person born between 1946-1964 , of course old by now, the word boomer can be used for someone younger as long as they have the boomer personality, its foul. 

It is time we kill all boomers and with your help signing this petition we can! maybe we can induce the boomer holocaust or invest in creating a massive boomer magnet that we can round them all up in and burn them all, of course committing arson but surely for a good cause!!

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The Issue

Boomers have plagued our society for far too long, they leave all other generations in turmoil of financial stress and global warming, despite causing these issues they have not taken responsibility for being the reason we will all die.

Not to mention boomer memes, being horrible to their wives and dogging on the young peoples technology, have you seen boomer memes? they're very very distinct and cringe inducing, this content can be found funny to boomer, thus furthering the reason they should all die. examples of this disturbing content can be found on r/boomershumour . 

What is a boomer? at this point, boomer is a personality type, disgusting old men that are selfish and hate their wives and new music and enjoy being an pathetic prick. But in technicality a boomer is a person born between 1946-1964 , of course old by now, the word boomer can be used for someone younger as long as they have the boomer personality, its foul. 

It is time we kill all boomers and with your help signing this petition we can! maybe we can induce the boomer holocaust or invest in creating a massive boomer magnet that we can round them all up in and burn them all, of course committing arson but surely for a good cause!!

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we can do this guys
we can do this guys
destroy all boomers
destroy all boomers
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Petition created on 3 November 2019