Re-release Monster's Inc. with the correct Mike Wazowski


Re-release Monster's Inc. with the correct Mike Wazowski
The Issue
If you search up "mike wazowski" on Google (but not on Bing or Yahoo! which if anything shows that those two are lesser search engines, but that is a topic for another day), you will see that the first image is one in which Mike Wazowski has two eyes. Why then, does the film Monster's Inc. and it's prequel Monster's University, show the protagonist with only one eye. This must have been an animation error on the part of the creators, and I want this error to be fixed.
By signing this petitition, you are helping to pave the way for a brighter future. Disney will see this petition, with it's millions of signatures, and have no choice but to rectify their mistake: Mike Wazowski will now have two eyes. With his newly found depth perception, winking capabilities, and more, he will be able to rake in profits for Disney. But in order to do so, Disney will have to re-release both Monster's Inc. and Monster's University with slightly adjusted animation. Additionally, any merchandise or promotional content will have to be adjusted accordingly. This is but a small price to pay for such a worthy cause.
So I humbly ask each and every one of you to sign and share this petition. I want to leave you with a quote by none other than Walt Disney himself: "[We dislike] one-eyed monsters. All my homies [dislike] one-eyed monsters." While the quote has been edited to preserve the G-rating of most Disney films, the idea still stands. Give Mike Wazowski his rightful, second, eye.
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The Issue
If you search up "mike wazowski" on Google (but not on Bing or Yahoo! which if anything shows that those two are lesser search engines, but that is a topic for another day), you will see that the first image is one in which Mike Wazowski has two eyes. Why then, does the film Monster's Inc. and it's prequel Monster's University, show the protagonist with only one eye. This must have been an animation error on the part of the creators, and I want this error to be fixed.
By signing this petitition, you are helping to pave the way for a brighter future. Disney will see this petition, with it's millions of signatures, and have no choice but to rectify their mistake: Mike Wazowski will now have two eyes. With his newly found depth perception, winking capabilities, and more, he will be able to rake in profits for Disney. But in order to do so, Disney will have to re-release both Monster's Inc. and Monster's University with slightly adjusted animation. Additionally, any merchandise or promotional content will have to be adjusted accordingly. This is but a small price to pay for such a worthy cause.
So I humbly ask each and every one of you to sign and share this petition. I want to leave you with a quote by none other than Walt Disney himself: "[We dislike] one-eyed monsters. All my homies [dislike] one-eyed monsters." While the quote has been edited to preserve the G-rating of most Disney films, the idea still stands. Give Mike Wazowski his rightful, second, eye.
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Petition created on August 15, 2020
