Disney, Remake Hercules So We Can See Danny Devito Play A Satyr Again Before We Die Alone

Disney, Remake Hercules So We Can See Danny Devito Play A Satyr Again Before We Die Alone

The Issue

Life is difficult and lonely and many of these live action remakes have all been a gigantic let down so far. So for sake of humanity we request that Danny Devito be cast to reprise his role as Satyr but this time as a flesh and blood grumpy and beautiful old man with a CG goat legs and no shirt. It worked with James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus. Please. Think of the children... that are now adults. 

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The Issue

Life is difficult and lonely and many of these live action remakes have all been a gigantic let down so far. So for sake of humanity we request that Danny Devito be cast to reprise his role as Satyr but this time as a flesh and blood grumpy and beautiful old man with a CG goat legs and no shirt. It worked with James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus. Please. Think of the children... that are now adults. 

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