During the AMC squeeze a man by the name of Brian Merli made a written contract to eat a dog turd if AMC shares got to $30. On May 28, 2021 AMC reached $36, and Brian was attempted to be reached for payment. After dodging repeated requests he left the group and began to flee, and has been on the run since. We demand justice, that Brian pay his debt to society by consuming a single dog turd so that the the sanctity of our great nation and free market may not be defiled.