It’s the year 2005. You’ve just returned home from a long middle school day. You start your dial up Internet and log onto your neopets.com account. The song “fergalicious” is playing from your “*~*JaMz*~*” iTunes list. You begin playing meerca chase. You’ve finally made enough neopoints to buy your first paintbrush. Your empire is larger than ever.

Fast forward, It’s 2018, America is in ruin from lack of access to neopets. Donald Trump is our president and we don’t know for sure if our neopets are still alive. What if there was an easier way to access neopets? What if it were possible to simply unlock your phone and open an app to play meerca chase? Please sign my petition to alert Viacom to the large community of people whose lives would forever change with the addition of a neopets app.