It seems like most organizations in San Francisco allow dogs in the office, but few allow cats. Versa is, unfortunately, no exception to this rule. This is a discriminatory practice, and worse, is out of touch with the very underpinnings of our company: the internet. Cats = the internet. Duh.

I propose a weekly Bring Your Cat To Work Day, in which owners can take their cats to the office and dogs stay home. This will provide a safe environment for the felines, and cut down on hissing/barking/growling/glaring. Not only do cats run the internet, their purring also contributes to feelings of calmness and well-being, essentials for any harried worker during a busy day.

Let's say Tuesday?