

Immediately change the ATF from an enforcement agency to a convenience store chain
The Issue
It's 2019. It's time we put an end to the minority oppression and animal killing caused by the ATF. Every year hundreds of innocent doggos are shot by the ATF just because Daquan thought it would be funny to post a video of a neat trick he can do with a shoe string and his ak-47 on instagram. It's time to end it.
But I understand you guys have 1.27 billion to spend and all those employees so here's my idea, turn the ATF into a convenience store chain that sells Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms! You guys would take in so much money you could probably double everyone's pay. Just think about it.
Please sign this petition to show the DOJ that you would support and purchase from an ATF convenience store chain!
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The Issue
It's 2019. It's time we put an end to the minority oppression and animal killing caused by the ATF. Every year hundreds of innocent doggos are shot by the ATF just because Daquan thought it would be funny to post a video of a neat trick he can do with a shoe string and his ak-47 on instagram. It's time to end it.
But I understand you guys have 1.27 billion to spend and all those employees so here's my idea, turn the ATF into a convenience store chain that sells Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms! You guys would take in so much money you could probably double everyone's pay. Just think about it.
Please sign this petition to show the DOJ that you would support and purchase from an ATF convenience store chain!
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Petition created on July 7, 2019