We know you love Canada. Stop picking fights, making up tariffs for make-believe reasons and just come join us already. Imagine everything that can be gained: universal healthcare, access to more clean oceans and air, a national right to hockey (a cherished national tradition), basketball (which Canada invented, by the way) and all the maple syrup you can ever enjoy!

As a sweet compromise, Canada is ready to adjust our football to 4 downs; we agree, three was a bit eccentric after all. This isn't just about games and syrup, though. In today's rapidly changing environmental and socio-political climate, unification could mean stability, prosperity, and the opportunity for innovation.

In Canada, we pride ourselves on our healthcare system that ensures every citizen gets the medical attention they need. From 2018 to 2019, Canada provided primary health care to 89% of the population (Health System Performance, 2019). This is a right that every American can enjoy too if we join forces.

Canada also boasts of clean surroundings and a significant commitment to environmental preservation. We rank 7th worldwide on the Environmental Performance Index, which measures the environmental health and ecosystem vitality globally (Yale University, 2020). Picture living in an environment that not only sustains, but nourishes your well-being!

Plus, imagine a world where Canada's national sport of hockey becomes an integral part of American life and Canada embraces a fourth down in football – a win-win for sports lovers!

This above is a dream worth fighting for. Let’s start the peaceful revolution today. There's a place for us at the table up north, and it's time we claim it. We urge you to sign this petition, spread the word and let's start on this journey of togetherness. Together, let's urge the U.S. to become Canada's 11th Province. Sign the petition today, eh!