

Urge Maroon 5 to Stop Making Music


Urge Maroon 5 to Stop Making Music
The Issue
I mean, how much more do I have to say?
In undeserved fairness I'll say that the flavorless band actually has made two good songs. Just two: Sunday Morning and She Will be Loved.
And now we've progressed to whatever the band is now. Despite the artless music, you'd hope you could say "well at least their frontman is a nice guy." No, he cheated on his pregnant wife and suggested naming the baby after the girl he cheated with. I don't feel bad about this. He also texts like this.
I suppose I should be happy they've given the world the wonderful monstrosity, Beautiful Mistakes, the song I most love to hate.
I don't think I'm alone in pleading for them to stop making their noise.
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The Issue
I mean, how much more do I have to say?
In undeserved fairness I'll say that the flavorless band actually has made two good songs. Just two: Sunday Morning and She Will be Loved.
And now we've progressed to whatever the band is now. Despite the artless music, you'd hope you could say "well at least their frontman is a nice guy." No, he cheated on his pregnant wife and suggested naming the baby after the girl he cheated with. I don't feel bad about this. He also texts like this.
I suppose I should be happy they've given the world the wonderful monstrosity, Beautiful Mistakes, the song I most love to hate.
I don't think I'm alone in pleading for them to stop making their noise.
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Petition created on August 31, 2025