To whoever

We as a class feel that due to new developments in the pandemic, there should be some changes for our commencement ceremony. Gaming systems are now available to most staff/faculty, and online services like Xbox live and the PSN are easily accessible. Fortnite is the most played game on Earth I think, so I think we could have a grad ceremony inside the game. Just imagine being able to do a floss dance after you get your diploma. We wouldn't even have to run the health risk! Allow us to participate in the great traditions of our school one last time- if they were able to have football why not a digital battle royale grad ceremony?? We're asking for this:

- That we have the entire senior class given access to a Fortnite game with all the trappings of a normal grad ceremony, including a speech from Jere in his cute costume, all the extra people, closeup shots of everyone who has a 4.0, etc

- Travis Scott is there and he plays "Sicko Mode"

- Whoever wins 1st place victory royale gets student loan forgiveness

I don't think this is too much to ask

thanks