For too long our public has been sold out by a subversive, slithering and conniving outfit. They walk among us and promise us Eden...well, we all know what happened there. It's the same actors today as it were in that Garden on that fateful day.  It's time to smoke these creatures out of their burrows.  

I am talking about the Reptilian Shapeshifters in Congress.  We cannot idly stand by while these creeps plot for world domination.

I dream of a future where our elected officials work for us instead of harvesting human brains for fuel. Please sign this petition and share it with everyone you know.