OKAY. HEAR US OUT. WE ARE TRYING TO CONDUCT THE BIGGEST EXODUS KNOWN TO MAN AND BENEFIT TO ALL(MOST)

Our goal is to pull The San Andreas Fault a little faster than normal. to get LA outta here      https://static01.nyt.com/images/2007/01/08/science/geo-large.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp    (We're trying to make it to look like the bottom image)

This is approximately 9,313,920,000 cubic feet of Rock weighing in at roughly  1,508,597,603,251.2 pounds! 

SO WE DID THE MATH.  $345,025,163,520 is what WE NEED to purchase (4,437,052) 2019 Nissan Patrols V8 - The ONLY car suited to the task. Costing each in at a mere $77,700.

Fun fact: this will only produce roughly 1,388,726,283.17 pounds of CO2, its the most GREEN way to speed up the Fault line.

WE NEED UR HELP. WE KNOW YOU WANT TO. SIGN NOW.