Uncle Tetsu Canada produces amazing jiggly Japanese style cheesecakes with fluffy soft interiors that are great whether served hot and fresh, or eaten cold out of the refrigerator as a cheeky late-night snack. But ever since the closure of the Uncle Tetsu Japanese Angel Cafe (Angel's Crown) in Toronto two years ago, there has been a serious gap in their media strategy and corporate governance, one that can only be rectified by electing ACT102 idol group's most trustworthy member Crystal as president of the company.

Problem 1: Uncle Tetsu is a cute cartoon mascot, but he can't show up to live events like the opening of new stores.

Solution: Crystal is cuter than Uncle Tetsu and is available to be booked for live events

Problem 2: Uncle Tetsu has no demonstrated dancing ability

Solution: Crystal has well-documented performance skills, including dancing, singing, and comedy

Problem 3: Uncle Tetsu, as a bald senior citizen with glasses, appeals to an older demographic, but has no pull with the younger "Fortnite" and "League of Legends" "twitch" watching "generation"

Solution: Crystal can play Fortnite

This is just an abridged version of the full list of grievances that will be found in our platform and mission statement once the campaign website is finished. To conclude: in these uncertain times, the jiggly Japanese Cheesecake community of Canada needs a strong, trustworthy leader with proven experience and her finger on the pulse of the vision of the future. Vote for cheesecake, vote for Crystal!

#crystalforpresident