Launch Boris Johnson onto the sun.

Launch Boris Johnson onto the sun.

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We need to fund the British Space Agency to create an event that will be so monumental, it will go down in history. The name of the first man to walk on the sun will be remembered for generations, and who better to be that man than Boris Johnson. 

Boris Johnson has the intellect required to undertake a mission to walk on the sun. He also has the name recognition and the support required to be launched to the sun.

Sending a man to the sun will be extremely important for humanity as we need to learn what affects the sun’s environment has on the human body. As the exemplary human male, his body will give us the ideal test results we need to find how well human beings can live on the sun without negative side effects. 

This occasion will truly be a great one because we can all agree, the world will be a better place with a great man like Boris Johnson on the sun.

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