Ruel John Bocado (aka RJ, aka Arge, aka The Man) and I go way back. Two peas in a pod, Thing 1 and Thing 2, CatDog, dare I say the bromance version of Bonnie and Clyde. I have even lived with this man for three years of my life. When we are together, the world is at equilibrium. However, the troubles in life do not come when we are together, but when we are apart. We fix these said troubles through the beautiful video game system known as Xbox. The two of us, combined with friends Paul and Josh, would play a game called FIFA to play virtual soccer for hours and laugh even longer. Our favorite game mode is called Pro Clubs, where each player gets to be their own individual player on the field as a team together to conquer the world in harmony.

The four of us have played this game for the past 6-7 years, but RJ has suddenly and unfortunately decided he does not want to buy FIFA 20 (the latest version of the game). I broke down in tears and did not leave the house for three entire days. I begged and pleaded with him but to no avail for he simply no longer enjoys fun. 

However, there is hope; a man known for his insane clout, Mr. Bocado has agreed to purchase the now HALF off video game if I obtained 100 signatures on an official petition vocalizing support for this purchase. I now leave the future of my sanity to you, the people, to sign this petition so I can enjoy life again. My life is empty without FIFA and RJ. I need this. What would CatDog be with just Dog, or worse, just Cat. Please sign this petition, so the world can be at peace. Thank you and God bless.