My dear friend Jackson entered the Mods last Saturday after his Thursday test came back positive. On Sunday, he received results back from Friday test, which listed him as negative.

This petition is to garner support for a Covid test for Jackson, who for some reason is not allowed to get one, despite a decent likelihood of being a false positive.

In another words, we would like to buy him back from the Gulag so that we can see him for Thanksgiving. Please, students, you are our only hope!